He used to be out on the corner. He was dealing in drugs. He's got himself a barberschair and gave awesome cuts.

Now he's a podcaster. His life will talk about it with us. And now it's Jeff FM.

Jeff FM.

Who needs Scott, huh? When you got shit like this.

Oh, it's a very special episode. Actually, it's like no fucking whatever episode.

It is special to some if you guys have watched the Scott cast in the past.

And I know you got a lot of you guys love that show and you've been asking me for a reunion.

I'm kind of at the point where I'm like, I'll get into it because Scott's about to walk in any second.

I don't want to disrespect him before he's here. I'd rather him be here.

Well, there's a dog's barking. He's here. I'd rather him be here for when I disrespect him to his face.

But also he's a nice guy and I'm going to try to try to be nice.

Oh, Scott, come on in. Put those headphones on so you can hear what we got going on here.

We got a lot of fun little gadgets.

Who's fucking bulldog instead? It made me.

Oh, you got bit by nerf? No, it was the other one.

Oh, damn. You know what that means, Oscar?

You put the dog down.

We're off to bad start. What the hell is going to do here, job?

Yeah, she attacked a burglar. I saw the Beware of Dog Sign after I came in.

Where's the other five percent? He actually was.

I think he did get five percent. That was his rate or was it higher?

Probably something like five or ten. Pick a mic and talk into it.

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