It is the Jesse Kelly show.

Let's have some fun.

I am back.

Kind of.

When I say kind of, I mean, you may notice the show sounds a little different at the moment.

The reason it sounds a little different is I'm not in a studio.

I'm trapped in a dungeon somewhere.

Somebody got sick.

It's a long story.

I can't kind of the studio.

I will tell you all as soon as I'm allowed to tell you.

But if the show sounds weird, you're going to have to deal with it.

Also, we're going to talk tonight about Joe Biden, abortion, this Texas abortion thing.

We're going to talk about thieves.

Why Communist kill everything and why I wish I was a Democrat.

I'm going to get to that here in about 30 seconds.

I just wanted you to know I'm back.

I would normally say something really cliche like I'm better than ever, but the truth

is I'm sick as a dog and not only broadcasting from a dungeon.

I don't even have a cough button here.

And you're going to hear things tonight.

Oh, it gives me the chills just thinking about all the things you're going to hear.

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