Return of the Jedi - Caravan Of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
4.9 • 12.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
The anticipation for what was to be the final Star Wars film, Revenge/Return of the Jedi was at an absolute boiling point in 1983. What was to become of Han Solo? Would Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader and turn from the dark side? Will Princess Leia kill a giant peverted slug in a gold bikini? These questions and more were wrapped up at the end of the original trilogy which brings the Emperor of the Galaxy to the forefront of story now with a second and even bigger Death Star. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review on George Lucas' original trilogy and what some people consider to be the last true Star Wars experience
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back everybody to the final episode. |
| 0:03.0 | Ever. |
| 0:04.0 | No. |
| 0:05.0 | Ever? |
| 0:06.0 | No. |
| 0:07.0 | Ever? |
| 0:08.0 | Ever? |
| 0:09.0 | Ever. |
| 0:10.0 | Ever. |
| 0:11.0 | Not on the original, but it's the original version of the original trilogy. |
| 0:15.0 | Because it's the 49th anniversary of original Star Wars and however many years it's been since Return of the Jedi. Mm. Mm. Which should be called Return of a Jedi as far as I'm concerned. Return of one guy. It should be called Return of a Jedi brackets the dozens of other Jedi who escaped order 66 who remained in hiding instead of helping out the cowards. Because that's what's happened now, right? |
| 0:37.5 | Because there's been so much expanded media. |
| 0:39.6 | And look, I'm sure, like, I'm sure they've been very clever about this. |
| 0:42.6 | I'm sure everyone canonically has a reason they weren't there for any of this. |
| 0:46.9 | I'm sure they're very clever and very canonical. |
| 0:48.6 | I'm sure they were all too busy chopping up the local wildlife and trying out various |
| 0:52.9 | ponchos and hairstyles, I guess, Calcestis. |
| 0:57.9 | But, you know, a lot of the scenes in this movie, a lot of the action sequences would have gone way differently if there was like 10 guys with twin dual lightsaber. |
| 1:07.4 | It's just boomeranging him around Jabba's Palace or whatever. |
| 1:12.7 | A lot of this would have ended real quick. |
| 1:13.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:14.9 | You are not wrong. |
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