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Retronauts Micro 64: Kabuki Quantum Fighter

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Retronauts

Technology, Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2017

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Jeremy, Benj, and Chris convene again to discuss that all-time classic... no, wait. To discuss weirdo niche NES action game Kabuki Quantum Fighter. Aimless digressions, collective confusion, and unflattering Batman comparisons abound!

Transcript

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0:00.0

As we can retro nuts. Oh boy

0:24.8

Get it that was like a quantum leap thing. Yeah, we got it. It's good. Okay.

0:28.3

That's good. Kabuki quantum. We've been a great. Yeah.

0:31.3

So, you know, like theorizing one could could leap within his own lifetime.

0:37.6

Colonel Scott Connor O'Connor steps into the Kabuki quantum accelerator.

0:43.6

It was a sim back in the TV show. Yeah, but yeah, Scott O'Connor. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, we're already off to a bad start. Hi everyone.

0:51.0

It's Jerry Bakula. There's a connection. Count Bakula. Okamaggio Bakula.

0:56.0

Yeah, so. So. Yes.

1:01.0

I'm just starting. I really want to play a Kuma-Jama-Kula. Me too.

1:06.4

Demon Castle Scott Bakula with the amazing. Unfortunately, that's not the game we're talking about.

1:11.6

Hi everyone. It's Jeremy Parish with Ben Jedwards and Chris Sims.

1:15.2

Yeah. Following up on our disastrous Metroidvania episode for probably a disastrous Kabuki quantum

1:21.2

fighter episode. That's right. Kabuki quantum fighter. The NES game that makes no damn sense whatsoever.

1:27.3

No, and that's what's great about it. I do. I do like how nonsensical this game is.

1:33.3

So, this episode several months ago, Chris said we could do an entire episode of that.

1:38.4

Yeah, this was my suggestion. I've requested him seriously. I said, all right, Chris Sims.

1:44.3

We can make an episode about Kabuki quantum fighter. And now here we are. It's a micro episode.

1:49.0

So it's only going to be like 20 minutes long, but this is going to strain your patience and tolerance.

1:54.3

Just you watch. That's right. That's our promise to you. The Retro Nuts promise. You're going to hate this episode.

2:19.5

Unfortunately, I must interrupt your podcast experience to talk to you about one important subject.

2:26.8

Underpants. More specifically, me undies, which are simply the softest, most comfortable underwear you'll ever wear.

2:34.9

Once you try them, you won't want to wear anything else unless you're naked or in your swimsuit.

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