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🗓️ 22 December 2017
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello fellow RetroNOT, as you may know it's time once again for this year's holiday |
0:21.6 | special, and as you may also know we've had some recurring safety issues last six times |
0:26.7 | we've done one of these. |
0:28.1 | So for the seventh and hopefully not the last annual extravaganza, I've invested nearly |
0:32.5 | all of our Patreon funds into teleportation technology. |
0:36.3 | With just a simple pull of the lever directly in front of you, you'll soon be transported |
0:40.8 | via wormhole to my holiday cabin in parts unknown for yet another festive celebration. |
0:46.7 | Oh, and you will be exposed to all known information throughout time in the process, which |
0:52.1 | in some cases has been known to cause complete insanity. |
0:56.8 | The safety suits should protect you from most of it, and you'll be happy to know that |
1:01.2 | by listening to this tape you wave all rights to suit the RetroNOT's corporation so we're |
1:05.2 | totally covered there. |
1:06.6 | And we'll see you soon! |
1:26.8 | Oh hello there, I'm just going to assume that all of your molecules were put back in the |
1:52.4 | exact right place, and if not, we've got plenty to spare here at the holiday cabin. |
1:57.1 | And please, take a complimentary copy of Mr. Mugorium's Wonder Imporn with you, after |
2:01.9 | all they're not going to throw themselves away. |
2:06.6 | That's right, dude a popular demand my robot friend Steve is back, and this time he's |
2:13.7 | going to sit in for the entire episode. |
2:21.7 | That's right Steve, we've had so much fun these past few years, but it'll be finally |
2:25.4 | nice to have you sit in a... |
2:29.4 | Steve is that noise coming from you? |
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