This weekend retinots were in your face and your eyes hurt.

Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of Retrinots. I'm Jerry Parrish.

Stumbling over my words and I barely even had anything to drink. What the hell?

And I know why I'm stumbling over my words. It's because this is like the fourth podcast I've recorded.

In addition to two panels here at Midwest Gaming Classic 2019, I'm so tired and

that's okay because there's other people here who are gonna help keep me going along.

Who are these other people? That guy over there. Hey, it's the boy who's virtually a man, Bob McEgg.

I'm sorry. I thought of that one in the elevator. Wow. So what do we know about you?

How old are you, Bob? I'm still waiting for my bar mitzvah and also to convert to Judaism.

That comes first. Right. That's a tricky one. It's very complicated this process. I've

learned this. Also, who's here? I hear some other voices. This is Caitlin. Caitlin Oliver

at SA Caitlin on Twitter and the lady what broke Splatterhouse World Records and the

Namature Gaming Historian. Fantastic. And finally, I am not true ending. Let's retry. This is

Brian Clark of 1 million power. Okay. Wow. I didn't come with anything punchy. I'm just punch

drunk. So I guess that's good enough. That's the Game Boy experience or the virtual boy experience

in a nutshell. Sorry. I've been talking a lot about Game Boy. So I might accidentally mix up the

names of my systems. That is because this is being recorded on the occasion of Game Boy's

30th anniversary and what better way to celebrate that than by talking about the colossal failure

that followed in its footsteps. That's right. Virtual Boy.

So yeah, I think a few years back we did or maybe I did a virtual boy micro episode which was

you know 10 minutes long. That's not very long. And I would like to talk properly about Game

of Virtual Boy. Now that I have spent some time with the system and have a better understanding of

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