RETROGRADE RENEGADES! Mercury is in retrograde and we saw 'Crazy Rich Asians'

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🗓️ 20 August 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, which is not what DJ thinks it means. Kevin Spacey's new movie had an atrocious opening weekend and Hollywood should be ashamed of itself. We saw Crazy Rich Asians, a good movie not without flaws. The Nun is going to kill someone.

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0:00.0	and most other movies would make $126. People don't want to attach themselves to Kevin Spacey these days. It just goes to show that Hollywood is not ready for a gay actor. Bruch! Hit it, boys!
0:37.0	It's Monday and people are pissed.
0:39.1	Pete, are you ready for some bad news?
0:40.4	Yeah, I guess so.
0:43.3	This is like bad news.
0:43.7	All right.
0:45.5	I'm bracing for it.
0:49.7	You've got a little like smirk upon your, uh, your dome. I'm intrigued.
0:50.7	Got a little smirk on your head that I need you to wipe off. To wipe off because this is serious stuff.
0:56.2	Mercury is no longer in retrograde. Ah, I did see that. Man, I actually tweeted about that late last night while quite intoxicated. What's your take? I tweeted that... Sadness, I imagine. Yeah, well, I tweeted, Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so I'm just going to go ahead and get out ahead of it and say, I'm blaming that for all my emotional issues.
1:16.4	And I guess I flipped it.
1:18.3	When Mercury is in retrograde, that's when, like, you're supposed to have the issues.
1:23.9	That's when things are out of whack.
1:25.6	I had to look up what, I had to look up what Mercury
1:28.9	being in retrograde was, because I was, I was, white girls love that shit. Oh, really? Oh yeah.
1:35.1	I saw it on the TV and someone I said was, it was on the news and was like, Mercury and Retrograde.
1:42.2	And the person was like, hey, so you see that Mercury is in retrograde?
1:47.5	And I had no idea what that meant.
1:49.0	So I just did like a, we're all fucked.
1:52.0	Because it was on the news.
1:53.8	And so I looked up what it meant.
1:56.8	Yesterday I looked up what it meant because there started to be some whispers like,
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