I'm very worried about today's episode of Retro Ups and Downs because if we take Wrestle

Mania 31 as the way that life can just be, at any time somebody may run in, twunk me

right on the head, and they all start presenting the show instead.

I bet you're like, man, I hope that does happen, I hate that time of Miller, but it's

not good for me, I don't want to bump on my skull.

The thing is though, the story of Seth Rollins caching in his money in the bank briefcase

and winning the WWE title at Wrestle Mania 31 is so crazy, you wouldn't believe it even

now about to tell you how it went down.

Because he didn't even find out this was happening until the show was going on.

I mean, report to the time suggested it was around about the time the Rock and Ronda

Rousey were in the ring, and up to that very second Roman Reigns, I can only presume

thought, what a great day, I'm about to become the champion.

At the other point, he had told people in his family, so when it didn't happen, you

had members of the Anauai team being like, well, what the fuck has gone down?

And there's something cool about that though, because you actually get to see real reactions

in a pre-determined world, and just for a little bit more evidence, as soon as WrestleMania

was done, Seth Rollins was pumped on a plane, he flew to the today show before coming back

to San Jose, because of course he had to be on Raw.

The real joy is that there was not even a hint that this may be going down on this evening,

which was doubly helpful, because leading up to WrestleMania 31, most fans thought it

was going to be absolute crap, and look, there were reasons for that, we're going to

get into it, but my word to WWE pull it out the bag, which was also true for NXT the

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