The monsters. They wear many masks in our world. Some are deranged psychotic beings unaware of the insanity that festers within. Others are brutal, ruthless, assailants of a sinister plan.

The monster slayers.

They too are varied and unique.

Sean Michaels, the WWF champion, yields 200 pounds to the beast known as Vader. But he counters with

guile, superb athleticism, and the courage of a gallon champion. And then there's the undertaker,

the mysterious light in a world of darkness.

To exercise the demon mankind, he cannot rely upon convention. In this cold unforgiving

battleground he must embrace the horror to defeat it. For the monsters to be

abolished, David must slay Goliath. The Reaper must

claim another damn soul. But good doesn't always triumph over evil. Sometimes victory eludes heroics. Sometimes the horror lives

on. From beautiful historic Cleveland, Ohio, home of the Rock and Roll Hall of

Faye,estic Jacobs Field and the spectacular new Gondarina.

Super-sized Stride Expads presents W. W.F. Summer Slam.

Welcome, everyone to the Gold Dahlic Classic Raw Review, a Summer Slam 1996.

Get this, a little bit of business, a little bit of business, not a watch

along.

Retro reaction!

It's marketing.

It's what I'm calling, but slipping that in, like a little cheeky finger for a few weeks.

Retro Reaction, because retro is cool and hip and zeitgeisty, not now, and a reaction is what we're doing in reactions.

Poplai just sex and saying, oh, I've just tucked into my own poo.

Sounds like, oh, not now, Pablo.

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