You're so excited about Hogan and you should be excited not about the past and the dinosaurs,

but about the superstars of tomorrow.

And that's the motherfuckers who are working your dark matches and a bust in their ass on the independency.

By the way, Hoke Hogan, he might have brought wrestling to the mainstream, but he did not make wrestling what it is.

You know, you make it bigger than life. And Hoke Hogan is not the biggest wrestler of all time because Stone Coach Steve Orston sold more

merchandise from 1997 to 1999 than Hogan did for, in his whole first WWF tenure from

1984 to 19 or 93.

Hogan wasn't at the Texas Stadium when they sold out 60,000 people from Terry Von Erick versus Rick Blank.

Yeah, you know, Hulk, but Hulk Hogan made wrestling.

I guess that a four-year-old Hulk Hogan had a hand in 53,000 people at Kittinsky Park,

1959, Buddy Rogers versus Pat O'Connor.

Hulk Hogan did that. Hulk Hogangan was responsible for the Super Dome sellout down the West,

New Orleans, Bill Wasses, UWF mid-south.

You know what?

Hulk Hogan, after he left the WWF, he signed the deal with New Japan.

Maybe you get all your wrestling news from Hulk Hogan's mouth

and he fucking lies and then swears by it. Or maybe you just watch one too many.

Each fool Hollywood story or any biography. And, you know, the fucking media can't get serious shit right.

They get everything wrong.

You're only saying the whole thing is still the news because fucking the media is the only person that they know. Yeah, and then he goes on the quits of the unscripted show. They don't ask him any legitimate questions. Asked Cogan about the woman he raped. Asked Kogan about, you know, fucking sending Rick Rood and Brian Pilman to GHB, a human growth hormone doctor.

We tried to do that when we were on the bubble of up front, you know, and we got shut out.

Hey, Dixie, welcome to January 2002.

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