RETRO AIOTM (Series 2, Episode 5)

RHLSTP with Richard Herring

British Comedy Guide

Comedy, Performing Arts, Tv & Film, Arts

4.8 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Retro AIOTM #15 - five shows into the second series and Rich is clearly struggling to hold it together. It’s 14th June 2010 and ITV have screwed up the football - remember that? Support us with cash at http://gofasterstripe.com/badges or get more stuff for free at http://twitch.tv/rkherring (if you’re with Amazon Prime you can give us a free £5 a month by linking your accounts and subscribing).

As It Occurs To Me: Series 2, Episode 5: Real Andrew Collings has banned any of the Tiny Andrew Collings family from appearing on the show. Will there be anything funny in it? And will they pay any attention anyway? Richard is angry with Dettol and their plans to destroy the world and ITV HD for making him miss the one moment where England looked like they might win the World Cup. But everyone deserves a second chance whether it's fumbling goal keepers or shit broadcasters. Emma is in trouble on Twitter as usual and Dan has joined the iPhone revolution at the most ridiculous time possible. Tam Dalyell is on hand to congratulate the English and Kriss Akabussi gets a booty call. The audience are the filthiest and most depraved thus far, but into the 'As It Occurs To Me concept'. And I wouldn't like to be Matthew the Gospel writer once this has gone out. It's revenge time for him making King Herod look like a dick. And who has Richard been mistaken for? Antony Worrall Thompson? Oh for fuck's sake. Push me in a river now. And leave me with my rats. Or bats. Or cats.

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0:00.0	Hello my fine friends welcome to the Rahul Astapa feed also incorporating emergency questions and
0:05.2	can I have my ball back and occasionally a Rahul Astapa retro lots of stuff to enjoy on here I hope
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0:18.4	watch videos get ad free podcasts get an emails with names of guests and all sorts of stuff
0:25.2	we got lots of gigs coming up I'm in Wells on the 28th of May and my guest is John Robbins
0:33.1	few tickets left for that one so get along I'm also doing stand up that evening go to richhane.com
0:37.1	slash gigs for info on that there's do I'm doing the new Boris Arts Festival two gigs in New
0:43.2	Milton and Totten on the 16th and 17th of June I think there's only two tickets left for each one
0:48.5	I think so be quick if you want to see those no guests named yet and there's a new series of
0:52.7	Rahul Astapa starting in Mondays in June and right through to July the 17th my guest until
0:58.4	July the 17th will be Sarah Millican she has promised to turn up this time and there are lots of
1:04.1	other names in the mix for that hopefully some news on that very soon rigidherring.com slash
1:09.0	Rahul Astapa for the Rahul Astapa shows I'm also doing stand up as well richhane.com slash gigs
1:14.8	gigs in Wells the Bill Murray which is selling out so book ahead and also in leads
1:22.7	and I think also the Isle of White I'm going to do one and maybe somewhere else as well I might
1:27.6	there might be a few coming up to keep on checking richhane.com slash gigs if you want to see me
1:31.8	doing stand up probably mainly about my testicle anyway let's sit back relax and enjoy whichever
1:37.8	of the lovely podcast you've chosen to listen to please spread the word about this podcast especially
1:42.3	kind of have my ball back which I think is not only very good but has an important message to weave
1:48.6	and hopefully we'll save a few souls from something unpleasant thanks for listening see you after
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