Retracted & Mislead
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 816 Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, with some help from highlights from Bill Maher.
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| 0:00.0 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:02.0 | One more thing. |
| 0:08.0 | A British lawmaker resigned after admitting that he watched porn on his phone in the chambers of parliament. |
| 0:15.0 | Colleagues knew he was watching porn when a vote passed by a count of 650 yays to one, oh my God, |
| 0:22.6 | yay. |
| 0:25.3 | A 220-carid diamond known as the rock |
| 0:28.2 | will become the largest white diamond |
| 0:30.6 | ever auctioned off. Wow, 220 |
| 0:33.1 | carrots. I mean, can you imagine |
| 0:34.5 | the size of the child who mined that? |
| 0:40.7 | It's huge, man. |
| 0:43.9 | That was the wrong joke, Michael. The wrong damned joke. |
| 0:48.3 | Yeah, I know. I hit the wrong thing here. |
| 0:50.6 | Damn you. For your mistake. |
| 0:53.7 | Archaeologists have discovered |
| 0:55.0 | a thousand year old drawings |
| 0:56.8 | in a cave in Alabama |
| 0:58.0 | and guys they're bad |
| 0:59.6 | I thought that was a funny |
| 1:06.5 | they're not very good |
| 1:08.6 | that is funny I thought joke. They're not very good. |
| 1:13.5 | That is funny. |
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