Welcome to improv for humans. Today is a very special episode. Matt Bess could not be here,

so in place we have former Pope Benedict and President Donald J. Trump, providing a live

commentary on night three of the Democratic National Convention.

Welcome everyone to the retired Pope watch party with me the retired Pope. That's right.

Ratsinger, Pope Benedict 13, perfect number for me. What was it 16? I can't even remember

anymore. They should have kept my original name. I've always thought Ratsinger, but anyway,

to down the watch party, we have one of my favorite powerful men in the universe, Donald,

Danny Little, Danny Trump. Welcome to the watch party, buddy. Thank you so much. What a tremendous

honor it is to be with the real Pope, the true Pope and a guy. And also we can't forget how much time

you spent on cheers. Ratsinger, you did a great job. You were one of the greats. You worked

great. Well, great with George Lynch, one of the greats, George, man. And we love you. Smart,

talking mailman who always had an answer. You might be a confusing way, but, uh,

man, we look, I want to pick into the convention right now. It's starting where we're in day three,

the third night, right now in one of those, uh, one of those hot felt biography kind of videos.

I don't like watching them. They make me feel bad. No, talking about they're playing during the

Democrat, they, I think there are like real people saying real problems. Yes. Here's what I see.

As I see people who, if they knew who I was and knew that I would give them whatever they needed,

if they just can make their way to the White House. And if I meet them in person, I'll pay them off.

So they like me. And I see them. I go mom's demand action on quite a hell of a rack.

That's the anti gun. The moms against guns. That's fine. That's the kind of rack I'd

invade. That's an Iraq. I'd invade. You know what I mean? Well, you're making a breast reference.

Huh? I don't think that's what she wants you to look at on a shirt. That's all I can look at.

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