Welcome back to retail therapy.

My name's Will DeFrease.

Barrett Dudley, how are we doing today?

Oh, man. I'm moving a little slow today, you know? Okay. I had a classic experience last night,

one in which I was granted permission to leave my pregnant wife and go hang out with some fellas.

Okay. You know, have a few cocktails. And, uh, and when I arrived back home,

uh, said pregnant wife was not feeling well. And, uh, as it turns out when you're over 30

weeks pregnant, they'll basically just send you to the emergency room for, uh, for any tiny thing.

Oh yeah, for sure. Yes. So, uh me in the triage room at 3 a.m.

while my pregnant wife was getting checked out,

and I wasn't even able to drive her to the hospital.

She had to drive herself.

I was there for moral support,

but I was, how shall I say,

a bit inebriated sitting in this room.

Just imagining you. Well, first and foremost, is she doing okay.

She is fine.

Yes, everything is good.

Everything is fine.

You know, no, no preterm labor or anything like that.

So now I can ask the questions that are the pressing questions.

One, what were you buzzed off of?

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