Welcome back to retail therapy. My name's Will. My loyal, loyal co-host, Barrett Dudley is in the studio today.

Barrett, how are we today?

Oh, man.

A lot of big things have happened since the last time we recorded.

Sorry for missing last week, everybody.

It's okay.

But I'm now the owner of my own cell phone family plan.

Wow. I'm off the teat. Got my own, got my own account, got my own

ever, paying for it myself. You fool. No longer on mom and dad's family plan. Uh, I got kicked off

my parents family plan. I am now on, uh, my wife's family's family plan, but they have such a large

family that it's technically a corporation

plan. And so my phone bill is quite low right now. Yeah, I mean, that is honestly, it's smart.

Like we needed to separate for, you know, it was time, but we are, we're looking for,

we're looking to acquire, you know, some, some business, basically.

We've already, we've already tried to get my wife's brother to join us on this family plan because

you're exactly right.

The more lines you get, you know, you got to stack those lines, baby.

You'll lower that price.

It comes down.

And for two people, it's not cheap.

It's not cheap.

See, I'm trying to find a family that's so

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