Retail Employees, what's the SADDEST THING someone ever RETURNED?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Reditors who work in retail? What's the saddest thing someone ever returned? |
| 0:05.2 | Customers come in regularly with large amounts of baby supply returns. They get the wrong gender |
| 0:09.8 | items or duplicates. An older woman came in with a cartload, so I asked about the new baby. |
| 0:14.8 | She slowly and through tears explained that her only child and grandbaby had died during childbirth. |
| 0:26.6 | A man returned a Christmas tree one year. He was pretty bummed out, and when I asked him about it, he told me that he was supposed to have visitation this Christmas, but his ex refused to let him see his kids. |
| 0:31.6 | I still think about that guy. I hope he gets his kids this year. |
| 0:35.6 | I used to be a manager for the Disney store. |
| 0:38.0 | We had a regular old man come in with his wife regularly. |
| 0:41.0 | Super cute couple. |
| 0:42.2 | I mean, matching outfits, holding hands, just as cute as could be. |
| 0:45.7 | We used to sell these huge stuffed animals, like ginormous. |
| 0:49.4 | The couple came in about once a week and would just walk around, laugh, and smile. |
| 0:53.6 | Buy little things here and there. |
| 0:55.0 | One night, he came in on his own and bought one of these gigantic Mickey's we had. It was $300, |
| 1:00.0 | I think. He was so excited about it. He told us all about how he was going to take her out to dinner, |
| 1:05.2 | and it would be sitting there on the bed to surprise her when they got home. Anyway, two days later he walked back in, carrying the giant |
| 1:11.0 | Mickey Mouse plush to return it. He had bought it to be a surprise for her 75th birthday. She had |
| 1:15.9 | passed away in her sleep the day before her birthday. He thanked us and said goodbye and that he would |
| 1:21.0 | not be coming back because our store reminded him too much of his wife. We found out he passed |
| 1:25.7 | away a week later. We found out all the details |
| 1:28.2 | because one of our employees went to their same church. Two middle-aged ladies, apparently sisters, |
| 1:33.6 | were having the time of their life in my department. One bought a ton of assorted housewares, |
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