Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering Whitehalls know exactly who can help! Plus, complaining in restaurants, Hanoi airport and the Jensen Interceptor.

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0:49.3	Music D'O's welcome back to another episode of the white, the white tools.
1:05.1	The white tools, the whitering, the wittering white tools, not the bickering white tools,
1:09.4	as per Thursday's episode, the wittering white
1:12.3	tools. And I just want to say one thing, Michael Whitehall.
1:15.6	Yeah.
1:16.2	June is busting out all over.
1:19.7	We're in June, Michael Whitehall.
1:21.6	Yeah.
1:22.3	The argar at the BBAH has gone off, thank God, because we're all boiling.
1:27.7	It's gone off, Michael, for its seasonal summer break.
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