Oh, we are vaccinated. We're not vaccinated. Don't know why I said it. Don't know why I said it. I saw a sticker using station today on the floor saying, I've been vaccinated.

And you only get them if you've been vaccinated. Maybe they maybe they had a bad reaction. Maybe they were face down. One in a million paint, one in a million.

Oh, yes. My mummy and my daddy have had their little jabs. Little jabs. Yeah, they got their jabs, Pfizer. Yeah, I had to argue the tosser, my mum and dad who were, I'm not, I'm not going to stop them. I'm not going to stop them for that. I'm going, you live in Hartley Poole. Stung's like 20 minutes away. I'm not going to get like the most amazing scientific breakthrough of our life times because it's 20 minutes away. You don't drive. You would have to get a taxi into town anywhere. It's an extra 10 minutes.

To literally save your life. I've found out a lot of my friends have conditions that they've been keeping safe. Oh, mate. I tell you everyone. We know. Yeah. I've got the job before us. Yeah. As a lifelong, that's Mago Tech steroids in the morning and the evening. Yeah. I am human. I have, I have been really, I find myself having to fight back the thing of continually saying to people on Facebook or on Twitter. How, how did you get? You were anemic when you were a child. Isn't every child anemic? You're 50. I'm from the North. We're

in the water. There's no reason why. That's why I keep forgetting words. Yeah. I know someone who's 50 and he's got it and he's got no underlying health conditions. And he was like, I've got, you know, I've just heard him getting it, you know, and that's something. And his wife was going, you know, she's the same age. She's not getting it. Yeah. And I was like, why is he fucking getting it? Well, do you see that guy? It's my favorite story. The guy who got called up and he was like, I've not got any issues or anything like that. And it was because the doctors actually thought he was six inches tall.

It's made him clinically obese. He was 16 stone and six, six inches tall. He's like, why do you go back to yourself? You wouldn't remember that guy. Come again. Flobbing in. Like a big pan-king massive sort of soft biscuit. What an amazing. Are you sure he's six inches? Do you remember him? Do I remember him? Do I? Right. Then he isn't six inches tall. He's got a very unique body that you would have to have all kinds of problems at normal bodies. Wouldn't have.

I will. I am looking forward to having mine. Yeah. But I will not have it if I have to have it after teachers. I want to teach her. I know she's actually been given one because she works with early years. So she got hers last week, earlier, which is yeah. Why is it early years? Because they just will not stick to the program. I forget why it is. I mean, the reality is she's been doing this for a year with all the kids and she contracted COVID at school. So she's been COVID-19

positive. Right. Because it's front line. It's some I was watching the film 1917 and that was a slight hint about how awfully the powers that be treat the working classes and people beneath them. And I did sort of think that about like if you're a teacher, you are on the front line. And there it's

people go, yes, no, it's absolutely fine. You don't have to worry about it. All of them, the people that my wife worked with 10 got it in one day. It's a

one day. They managed to get through the end of the year and three days before they broke up, 10 of them got it. It's a miracle. They didn't. They weren't, you know, they all came back. They all came back to their families, you know, all of

their families, then isolated with them, usually contracted it off there. But it doesn't happen. It's the children going to lose it. Yeah. Yeah, grandma's not going to be here. And Pete, I wasted two weeks tracking down which kid did it so

that I could have Shane Richie, like a dead man shoes film about me tracking them down. That is the only COVID thing I want to see is me stalking

around Watford looking for a kid who gave my wife COVID who gave my wife. Amazing. Do you know that my favorite thing is, I know it's an awful

crime. It's such a cowardly and awful. Right. But the men who knock on people's doors and go, all right, Pat, I got, you know, a lot of

COVID vaccine. Oh, yeah, 165 pound and they come in and they inject them with like a compass. Yeah. I don't want guy just had to had a compass. Yeah, it's just any

and the thought of it, they sure is wearing like a track suit. Now, I'm sorry. That person should not be allowed to walk in their front

or if they think a man who's going to turn in a track. So I don't care how old you are. Yeah, I'm sorry, even if I was 99, I'd probably have the

now to go, you know what, me, I don't reckon you're a trend and it's actually funny to think about this. I was thinking they were

talking and they said one victim who's 65 and they, they're a child old lady. And she was like, you know, he came in here, got

biscuit. I'm doing loads of really, I did a terrible North East accent there. So when I started it, I was super

aware as I started it. Oh, God, this is appalling. But they had a woman and they were like, she's 65 and she was and I was

like 65. I'm not very old, like 20 years older than I am. I worked it back and it meant that she would, she would have

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