Respect The Flag

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... Topics Include: - Religious Freedom- Bird Scooters- Breaking Rules- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other- Getting left on read- The National Anthem-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're back baby. What's the date? Do you know?
0:02.8	Today is July 20.
0:05.8	No, not today.
0:06.7	Right.
0:07.2	July 25.
0:08.3	July 28th.
0:10.1	8th.
0:11.1	July 28th.
0:12.1	The year 2022, the year of our Lord.
0:15.0	You know they say that?
0:16.3	Yeah.
0:17.3	You know that that's 2022, anytime you say 2022,
0:22.2	you're pretty much admitting that Jesus existed.
0:25.3	Yeah, I guess you are.
0:27.3	You are.
0:28.3	Every time we write the date, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be tough.
0:30.8	It's gonna be canceled pretty soon.
0:33.0	You think they just start over?
0:34.4	Shoot, what do they do?
0:36.0	Just start over at zero and say this is when we realized
0:38.1	that we didn't want to go buy him anymore?
0:40.8	Wait, that's gonna, I bet, dude, if I'm the first to predict this.
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