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Hello, this is Dumpty Dumpty Dumm, Dumpty-Dilloo-Dum! Hello, this is Duntidum, the podcast that lets you talk to the world about the archers and the past week in Ambridge.

I'm Jacqueline Beto, always ready to blow the cobwebs away.

And I'm Stephen Bowden, leading the way mostly by facilitating, rallying the troops, joining hands and hearts.

And then there's you, our lovely dumdy-dammers, wild and beautiful.

Welcome to Dumpty Dum, the perfect place to reflect on the last seven days in our favourite Borsetscher village.

This week's scripts were written by Jessica Mittich, who gave us a public service announcement

about breast cancer. We should all be checking ourselves regularly, just like Pip. Coming up,

we have calls from Tracy, from California, who has firm views on Tony and the Anguses.

Lee from Cookham, who thought that Tuesday's talk of getting too old for some things

wasn't that much fun. With the spirit who is more frustrated with Tom this week than he was

with Tony last week. Lakey Hill Liminal, who brings a professional eye to that George and Brian

relationship. And finally, Claire from Clapham, who has been intrigued by how Miranda has turned against Brian.

And we have emails from Edna Cloud, Vicky Cole, Chris in Indiana and Gillian in London.

As usual, we'll hear a round-up of the Dumpty-Dum Facebook group this week from Jacqueline in New Zealand

and the tweets of the week from Theo.

But let's start with a look back at the last week in Ambridge with Suey.

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