Hey, everybody.

Hey, everybody. I'm your getting a summer tan bruiser over here.

And I'm your pale, wispy wizard.

Hey, Jake.

How's it going?

Today we're doing Resident Evil.

Whoa.

Have you ever played Resident Evil?

I've played quite a few Resident Evil.

Every time we say it this entire episode, we have to say it like Resident Evil.

I like to say Bio Hazado!

Biohazardo!

I mean, arguably a better name for the series, but holy shit. I got to say this right now, Jake. And why don't we lead into it with our own experience with the franchise? And I'll just say generally, and I will get in more detail as we go from game to game. I played a shitload of Resident Evil. Yeah, they're a very popular game series. I've played like every Resident Evil.

And I didn't even know that was the case.

I mean, okay, Sands the ridiculous amount of dumb spin-off games that came out.

Like in the main series, I played all but five and six all the way through.

I played Revelations.

I've played like, you know, I've, Code through. I played Revelations. I've played like I, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I, code Veronica. You played code Veronica? I played the shit out of code Veronica. No, but my buddy did. I went to his place. We played street fighter alpha three and we play Resident Evil. And you know what? We played the shit out of Jake, Virtua Tennis. I want to play more Virtua Tennis. I just thought about that the other day. So I was listening to Giant Bomb Guys talk about how there's no more tennis, good tennis. There used to be like so many tennis games every year. And I immediately thought, I was actually on a run and I was just like, man, I miss Virtua Tennis. Why do I miss Virtua Tennis?

Because we tennis came along and fucking ruined it for everybody. You know what? We're not doing Resident Evil. We're doing Virtua Tennis. Dude, just the feel of that game was so good. The different court types would really alter the way the balls would bounce. I was more of the clay man. More of a, yeah, I get, yeah, because that was like a speedier bounce.

And the really, the way the balls would bounce. I was more of a clay man. More of a, yeah, I get, yeah, because that was like a speedier bounce. And the really the way

the serve mechanics were, the, the, the unlockable characters that you had to try to get,

fuck I love dream tennis. Best game on the dream cast. That in code Veronica, Resident Evil.

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