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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Rescue Dog 3D & Relaxation Therapy

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Lonely Island And Seth Meyers Podcast we’re talking about Rescue Dogs 3D and Relaxation Therapy from Season 36 Episode 2 and Episode 3. Seth also explains his bad audio and has some feedback on Andy’s ALF impression (from Jon Hamm no less) even though Andy isn’t here. Plus a Quiad suggestion of a new ALF show with Andy is workshopped! Plus a deep dive into the differences between the dress and air version of a classic sketch from the Bryan Cranston episode called The Bjelland Brothers. Did you get it? Oh don’t forget to check out iwantstraunts.com for all your straunts and vasectomy reviews (coming soon)! Go see Over Your Dead Body on April 24th | Trailer Come see it if you’re in Chicago | Tickets Watch Digman! | Trailer Download the apps app and go get Netflix or go here: https://www.netflix.com/ Watch Naked Gun on Prime Watch Late Night on Pee Cock. If you’re in Brooklyn, get yourself burrito brained at Buddy’s Burritos Check out www.iwantstraunts.com (not spelled wrong!) Rescue Dogs 3D Relaxation Therapy The Cake Shop Bakery Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure The Bjelland Brothers Chris Flemming on Late Night Send us an email: thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com Send us a voice note: https://www.speakpipe.com/thelonelyisland Send us stuff: P.O. Box 4024 New York, NY 10185 Photos and everything else can be found by following us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod (Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.) If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @lonelymeyerspod. Send us an email! thelonelyislandpod@gmail.com HomeChefFor a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://HomeChef.com/island.ChimeChime is not just smarter banking, it is the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today.It just takes a few minutes to sign up. Head to https://Chime.com/ISLAND. BombasHead over to https://Bombas.com/island and use code island for 20% off your first purchase. AG1Go to https://DRINK AG1.com/ISLAND to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Only while supplies last. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast show.

0:08.0

Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to another episode of The Lonely Island and Seth

0:12.0

you sound like shit. You sound like shit, man. Okay. Let's talk about this first. So,

0:18.4

here's the thing. My audio is probably going to be even worse today. I'm on

0:22.3

spring break. I did not want to bring all my podcast gear to spring break. I thought last week I got

0:26.8

away with it and a lot of the quades noticed my audio was worse and I apologize. I also heard

0:33.7

the subreddit was very angry that we were late and i feel like there's a different kind of

0:38.7

quaid who comments in the youtube section versus who comments in the subreddit because they know we don't

0:42.7

see it real but jeff but jeff lurks jeff tell us what they were saying the youtube is more forgiving i

0:48.5

think is my main takeaway jeph give us a take on the subredddit i think the main takeaway was people

0:53.1

were just mad we didn't put enough social media information out telling them what was going on. So that's hardcore on your shoulders, Jeff. Yeah, it's mostly my fault. But to be fair, we didn't know what was going on. Right. So wait, though, Seth, you sounded like shit, right? Yep. Then people got mad about it. And then you learned zero. Yep. And here we are again. Great. Well, one thing was just like not one. I already have was very stressed about traveling because my children now are sort of hip enough to the world that on our way to spring break, they all said, are you worried that ice is going to grab you, dad?

1:29.1

They should be worried about that.

1:30.8

That's right.

1:31.5

Genuinely, they were like, because you have made fun of the president, do you think ice will grab you?

1:36.8

This is what both of my boys said, genuinely asking, and I said to both of them, like, if they do, you guys just keep going.

1:43.7

And the speed, they were like, got it. Like, no. There was not a second. They were like, okay, cool. This is pretend we don't know you. It made it very clear that it was about would it like sort of trample on their vacation, not would dad be a black bagged. By the way, when I fell fell off the ladder i think that that was the big worry

2:02.4

it was just like is this going to ruin the birthday party right like i forgot to how much the ponies here

2:07.5

like it's not get rid of that let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater you i'm also it does

2:13.1

i feel like it's even echoier than last week um and so I do. I want to just get my apologies out of the way.

2:18.6

Well, the quads will tell us if it's echoier. So, Seth, tell us about your hat. It looks like LA Dodgers, but it's got a pizza, a piece of pizza for the A. Yeah, it was the name of a restaurant in L.A. called Danny Moise. And somebody gave it to me, I think it was their restaurant. And the Dodgers basically sued him

2:33.8

and said they couldn't use this logo

2:35.0

so the dude was just handing out the hats.

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