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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast show. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to another episode of The Lonely Island and Seth |
| 0:12.0 | you sound like shit. You sound like shit, man. Okay. Let's talk about this first. So, |
| 0:18.4 | here's the thing. My audio is probably going to be even worse today. I'm on |
| 0:22.3 | spring break. I did not want to bring all my podcast gear to spring break. I thought last week I got |
| 0:26.8 | away with it and a lot of the quades noticed my audio was worse and I apologize. I also heard |
| 0:33.7 | the subreddit was very angry that we were late and i feel like there's a different kind of |
| 0:38.7 | quaid who comments in the youtube section versus who comments in the subreddit because they know we don't |
| 0:42.7 | see it real but jeff but jeff lurks jeff tell us what they were saying the youtube is more forgiving i |
| 0:48.5 | think is my main takeaway jeph give us a take on the subredddit i think the main takeaway was people |
| 0:53.1 | were just mad we didn't put enough social media information out telling them what was going on. So that's hardcore on your shoulders, Jeff. Yeah, it's mostly my fault. But to be fair, we didn't know what was going on. Right. So wait, though, Seth, you sounded like shit, right? Yep. Then people got mad about it. And then you learned zero. Yep. And here we are again. Great. Well, one thing was just like not one. I already have was very stressed about traveling because my children now are sort of hip enough to the world that on our way to spring break, they all said, are you worried that ice is going to grab you, dad? |
| 1:29.1 | They should be worried about that. |
| 1:30.8 | That's right. |
| 1:31.5 | Genuinely, they were like, because you have made fun of the president, do you think ice will grab you? |
| 1:36.8 | This is what both of my boys said, genuinely asking, and I said to both of them, like, if they do, you guys just keep going. |
| 1:43.7 | And the speed, they were like, got it. Like, no. There was not a second. They were like, okay, cool. This is pretend we don't know you. It made it very clear that it was about would it like sort of trample on their vacation, not would dad be a black bagged. By the way, when I fell fell off the ladder i think that that was the big worry |
| 2:02.4 | it was just like is this going to ruin the birthday party right like i forgot to how much the ponies here |
| 2:07.5 | like it's not get rid of that let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater you i'm also it does |
| 2:13.1 | i feel like it's even echoier than last week um and so I do. I want to just get my apologies out of the way. |
| 2:18.6 | Well, the quads will tell us if it's echoier. So, Seth, tell us about your hat. It looks like LA Dodgers, but it's got a pizza, a piece of pizza for the A. Yeah, it was the name of a restaurant in L.A. called Danny Moise. And somebody gave it to me, I think it was their restaurant. And the Dodgers basically sued him |
| 2:33.8 | and said they couldn't use this logo |
| 2:35.0 | so the dude was just handing out the hats. |
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