Hello there, humans. I'm the Lord thy God, and this is The God Show. I'm here today with my son and correspondent, Jesus. Jesus, you're in the home studio today in heaven, yes?

Yes, yes. You are reporting from the scene, though, it looks like.

That's right. I am on the scene at the White House reporting on the latest in the daily shitstorm that is existence.

We're still not sure if this is hell or what.

But, uh, yeah, Donald Trump, Republicans are turning on Trump, Jesus, over his reaction to Rob Reiner, Rob Reiner's tragic passing.

Yeah.

Okay.

And we have a bunch of clips we want to watch in posts.

They unprompted, you know know this man touched people's hearts

yeah and that cuts across political you know culture is stronger the heart is stronger

and i just think that uh he he was in like 37% a month ago. Yeah. And then a week ago,

he was down to 31%. 31%. So, you know, God's not too good at hard math and stuff. But, uh, that's a bad

trend. You know what I'm saying? Kate Baldwin. That, that, that, that's a bad trend. You know what I'm saying, Kate Baldwin? That,

that, that, that's trending downward, Kate Baldwin. That's trending downward, Kate Baldwin.

A drop of six points. He's falling faster than a Christmas cookie on your Christmas dinner table.

It's falling faster than one of those ball decorations.

You know how the humans all decorate their Christmas trees and with balls?

He's falling faster.

And they can break so easily.

Then the New Year's Eve ball in Times Square during the countdown.

With Anderson Cooper and Andy and Jesus, you're going to be there, right?

In Times Square?

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