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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 July 2020
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | BAM! |
| 0:03.7 | Hey, what's going on everybody? |
| 0:06.9 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.8 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | Today is Tuesday, July 28th. |
| 0:12.2 | And here's a tip for all of you who are trying to eat out. |
| 0:15.4 | If you want to go to a restaurant, but you're worried about removing your mask, just order |
| 0:19.6 | soup. |
| 0:20.6 | It'll seep right through. |
| 0:22.4 | Anyway, until next episode, Senator Republicans are helping fighter jets get back to work. |
| 0:27.6 | Lewis Black would rather die than try outdoor dining and President Trump finally found |
| 0:32.6 | someone to replace Dr. Fauci. |
| 0:35.4 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:36.6 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:40.9 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:45.5 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:49.2 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:51.8 | The big news today is about helping people to survive the coronavirus shutdowns that |
| 0:56.8 | have now forced them out of work. |
| 0:59.8 | Because remember, corona isn't just stopping you from going to the gym to take merisselfies. |
| 1:04.4 | It's also decimated the world economy. |
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