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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Frat guys often get a bad rap as being snakes, but of course in Sunnydale the frat guys here actually ARE snakes…or giant weird lizard things to be more specific. This week Buffy begrudgingly agrees to hit up a frat party with Cordelia, and what begins as a night out to spread her wings (and maybe make Angel a bit jealous?) turns into a night of avoiding getting sacrificed to a giant lizard frat guy. Will the Scooby Gang be able to save Buffy and Cordelia from the lizard demon? Will Angel finally get the hint, and just take Buffy out on a coffee date? Tune in to find out!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.0	They murder people on the show, like Game of Thrones.
0:22.4	Johnny's been choked!
0:24.4	Buffy does for less.
0:25.4	He's the buddy Golgiru.
0:27.2	And she's conflicted because she's turning back into a mummy and she kind of needs to
0:30.8	feed.
0:31.8	But she likes Xander.
0:32.8	It's the classic team gal issue.
0:36.6	That was how to be a mummy with Ashenalena.
0:39.0	And this is when Xander almost blows their cover because of his dick.
0:42.7	Bodyguard guy is Jacob Black's dad from Twilight.
0:47.3	Watch, yeah fucking tone.
0:49.3	Would you like some sunny day and she's like, hell yeah, pour it out baby.
0:53.7	Isn't Cordelia hot?
0:55.7	He's that girl.
0:57.5	I want to live in a world where Giles shows up at my house.
1:00.5	Get your filthy paws off of my tweed magician.
1:07.0	We all know that you want to live in a world where Giles shows up at your house.
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