Halloween | 18

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Trick or Treat Weirdos? It’s spooky season in Sunnydale baby, and this episode does NOT disappoint! Buffy and the Scooby Gang dress up for hot girl Halloween (we see those abs Willow!) and volunteer to take some local kids trick or treating, when all the sudden everyone starts turning into their costume?!? Xander is an army dude, Willow is a ghost, and Buffy is an 18th century colonial woman / princess who has no idea how to kill a vampire. Super inconvenient costume choice Buffy! Plus it seems like Giles may have some sort of dirty secret? Say it ain't so our perfect tweed magic Watcher!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:14.8	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.9	That kind of felt like the beginning of a lifetime movie about Greek life gone wrong.
0:22.8	She's talking about how she's had sex dreams about Angel for three nights in a row.
0:26.6	We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time, just date the Vampire.
0:30.8	Angel, you are 241 years old, you know this game.
0:33.6	Yeah, you know it.
0:34.4	You know what's up, playing it.
0:35.6	Oh, Buffy, it's like we're sisters with really different hair.
0:39.3	She snap-chatted that, she said, see a chug, send a chug.
0:42.3	I have fuzzy feelings towards the Vampire.
0:44.6	You lied to Giles!
0:46.2	Willow, then unleashes a real torrent of truth on these boys.
0:50.9	She's a fucking G of a friend.
0:53.1	Ander is always closing, sender is always closing.
0:58.1	He's always thinking about how the fuck can I get in there?
1:00.9	Yeah, do I know what I'm going to do when I get in there?
1:03.2	No, but I'm going to save some lives.
1:04.6	Just a little wiggle.
1:05.8	He looks like a lizard Halloween costume with a worm problem.
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