Report On Biden’s Decline

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld! Halloween is nearly here, and not everyone is hiding behind a mask. Plus, the Republicans have dropped their report on Joe Biden’s health—Greg shares his candid thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ever wondered what power is.
0:02.0	Power is transforming the sun into your own energy source.
0:06.0	Power is getting energy companies to pay you.
0:10.0	Power is enjoying your morning coffee, knowing you created the energy to make it.
0:15.0	Well, you and the colossal ball of fire in the sky.
0:19.0	Because with solar panels from Hive, the sun works for you.
0:23.0	Hive, know your power.
0:25.0	May not cover all electricity usage roof and weather dependent.
0:27.6	Paid for surplus requires eligible SEC tariff.
0:32.3	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:34.2	Oh, my goodness.
0:35.8	Control yourself.
0:37.0	Control you. Okay. I hope. Oh, my goodness. Control yourself.
0:43.7	Control you. Okay. I hope you enjoy the Halloween candy. You can really taste the fiber con.
0:53.5	Happy Tuesday, everyone. So Halloween is just around the corner. It's that special time a year when certain people keep saying, no, I'm not wearing a mask.
1:01.7	Speaking of, on Saturday night in Pennsylvania, police found a bag of cocaine in a child's Halloween candy. Yeah, the kid was so coked up, he went trick-or-treating a week early.
1:08.5	Even more, he was able to get candy from 1,400 houses in under 12 minutes.
1:14.5	According to a new poll, Dwayne the Rock Johnson has a better chance of becoming president than Kamala Harris.
1:21.8	Also, according to the poll, anyone with that Johnson has a better chance of becoming president than Kamala Harris.
1:33.4	Zoran Mondani claims the aunt, who was a victim of 9-11 due to her fear of wearing a hijab on the subway,
1:40.2	was actually his father's cousin who was deceased and may not or may have been in the country at the time.
1:46.4	He directed all future questions to his spokesperson.
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