Now, are all the traitors present?

Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Poor climbers, you and me. A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now. Welcome to a brand new edition of Problematic Women.

I'm Lauren Evans.

And I'm Kelsey Bowler.

You might hear it.

It's a little noisier than normal. We are live at the National Conservative Conference in Miami. We are live, unscripted, and a little bit unsurious today. Wow. This is the last day of the conference when we're recording, and we always know what the last day of the conference is. It's just,

you're hanging on and you're having fun. That last day jitters. Yes. So Kelsey, we're in Florida,

my home state, the best state, obviously, in the entire country. Do you feel blessed to be here?

Absolutely. I got to hear directly from Governor Ron DeSantis, America's governor.

And he really reminded me all the ways in which Florida is better than all other states in this country.

He made a good case to move here, but I'm not sure there's enough real estate to fit everybody who wants to come here.

Or enough U-Haul trucks.

You know, we'll make it work for the Buller family.

He gave a whole long speech, you know, listing these Florida's results.

And the fact that the speech could go on as long as it did is really impressive.

Also, the resort that we're at has no less than seven water slides, which has been a huge topic of conversation.

And one of our co-hosts might have gone on them.

Yes, I went on the scariest one, where you just stand in the tube and they just drop you

straight down.

No, thanks.

I went to the kitty water slides with my now three-year-old daughter, and she would go down the smallest one, and I was fine with it. There's still time, though, so if we can get Kelsey on the big one, I'll update us on the Instagram. Well, with that, let's get a little more serious. We have such a great episode.

We're first going to talk about the education scorecard, which is a new product

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