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Run That Prank

Repo the Pews - 05.27.26

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human. Let's get into today's prank phone call with Nephew Tormy. What you got for is Neff? Y'all ready? We think so. What you got? Ready for ignorance? Ready for all types of stupidity. Are y'all ready? Yeah, we're going to get it whether we're ready or not. So go ahead. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Well, we are. It's just the truth.

0:24.3

Hey. okay. There's people like this to do pity dinner. Come on. All right. Here it is. We're going to go down to the church and we're going to repo the pews. No, you're not. Yes, we are.

0:38.6

No, we're not.

0:39.3

It's an outstanding balance. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. They're going to be standing up Sunday. And we feel to come in here and get these pews. All right? Let's go, cat dog. We feel like to go down here and repo these pews. We got to get all these people at this church

0:53.8

No

0:54.5

They ain't paid the bill on them

0:55.6

I'm sorry

0:56.1

Let's go

0:57.0

Hello We've got to go down here and repole these peels. We've got to get all these people at this church.

0:54.4

No.

1:10.7

They pay the bill on them. I'm sorry. Let's go. Hello? Hello. I'm trying to reach a pastor, Pastor Wilkins. Yeah, this is Reverend Dr. Wilkins. You're the pastor of. Baptist Church. Am I right? Baptist Church. That's correct. How can I help? Okay.

1:10.8

Listen, my name is Daniel Fibh, and I'm? Baxter. That's correct. How can I help? Okay.

1:13.1

Listen, my name is Daniel Fri.

1:17.2

And I'm calling from RCS, which is a church supply.

1:27.0

And we have an outstanding bill here that we wanted to bring to you all's attention for like $23,000 for your pews that has not been paid.

1:30.7

So we wanted to see... Not to cut you out. Is Mr. B. Yeah, yeah, Daniel Frizz. RCS. Yeah, church supply, sir. That's, uh, this is

1:37.7

exactly where you guys, uh, got your pews. Okay, um, outstanding bill for 23,000. Uh, well,

1:43.4

first of all, that's normally, outstanding bills are handled by our finance department.

1:50.0

You know, you wouldn't speak to our treasurer, and they would be able to help you with that.

1:54.0

Well, evidently, sir, that this hasn't been taken care of in this matter when it comes to these pews.

1:59.0

Because like I stated before, you guys owe $23,000 on these pews.

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