REPLAY: S02E13 - Horse Punch

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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THESE EPISODES WERE RECORDED 10 YEARS AGO, PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES

Guy and Tim are back just two days after their last trip to Abu Dhabi. In a far more upbeat mood than last episode when we left our heroes, the lads are tackling issues as diverse as Madonna, the human body while electrocuted and punching horses. Guy's appreciating the ladys' propensity to get boozed in all circumstances, Tim's trying to see some positivity in a music cue. Meanwhile, there's a weird glitch in the Matrix involving a magazine on a plane.

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0:00.0	Hello, friends. As we put the finishing touches on our next exciting adventure for you, we thought it was the perfect time to replay our second season of the podcast where we watch Sex and the City 2 every week for a year, hot off the back of the tragic news that and just like that will not be returning. Please enjoy.
0:21.2	Hi, everyone. It's Jamie and Sophie from Nearly Parents and we are currently sponsored by Etsy
0:25.8	where you can find original items from small shops.
0:28.9	Okay, so as a business owner myself, I love knowing that Etsy has such a great community
0:34.2	as sellers. It's so important. And the items I'm buying have been made,
0:41.9	designed and handpicked by real people. Etsy has all sorts of cool stuff from handmade jewelry and vintage jackets to handcrafted leather bags. It is also great for baby items with real people
0:48.2	behind the shops that sell everything from cute nursery decor to tiny little personalized jumpers.
0:53.6	Shop the Etsy app. Special starts on Etsy. It's the worst idea of all time.
1:14.0	It's the worst idea of all time.
1:16.6	It's the worst idea of all time.
1:20.9	Hello and welcome to episode number 13 of the worst idea of all time.
1:26.2	My name is Tim Bat.
1:27.4	Lucky number seven. My name is Guy Montgomery. It's good to be here. Sex and City 2 is the smorgasbord that we've laid out for ourselves. And we've just been all... We had a... God, look it up. Platter of Sex and the City 2, served up by four foxy waitresses dressed in all sorts of ridiculous fancy fancy dress.
1:46.6	Each time they bring a new dishery, they will have changed and they would have changed to
1:50.4	each outfit more breathtaking than the last.
1:53.2	A garish, often comically overstated, colourful explosion.
1:59.3	Yeah.
2:00.2	A genuine bonanza.
2:02.3	A cacophony.
2:03.4	A cacophony of colour and shape.
2:06.7	It was visually noisy, is what we're trying to say about the film today.
2:10.1	Visually noisy.
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