Replay: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Weight Boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.5	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon. And while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	All right, John. We got to wrap this up another episode of the Miss Pat Pat Down.
0:17.1	And I introduced a whole new guest, my brother from Federal Penitentiary.
0:21.3	Appreciate y'all. Y'all stay safe out there.
0:24.4	Intro. Intro. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. We got all kind of shit going on.
0:29.0	We got my security guard, son. We got my brother calling in from the Federal Penitentiary.
0:32.9	We got my gay daughter with sultry eyes. Just stay tuned. You gonna bust your ass laughing
0:38.4	after the fucking... I mean, after the music.
0:59.0	Just don't input your life on the spin-down. Ain't no need for the weight. You turn it up now.
1:04.7	What you talking about is real though. And cut the gang. You can't no play like Nintendo.
1:10.5	You wait to tie, turn it up. Nothing but the ugly. Straight off the top. Everything should say you know it's funny.
1:16.4	Full plans. This is taste of the future. Listen on your iPhone or your desktop computer.
1:22.0	Siri. Tweety. Ain't no way to beat it. Nothing but the ugly. Turn it up and go and repeat it.
1:28.4	This YouTuber and her husband, Micah Stoffer, adopted a two-year-old toddler out of China.
1:35.8	Huxley. They named this Chinese baby. So he would not be confused as to...
1:41.8	What are you getting from? China. Oh.
1:49.1	All Chinese babies don't come from China. They could have came home. Why are you? Mexico?
1:53.6	You hear what you just said. What? Not all Chinese babies come from China. Yeah, they do.
2:00.5	That's how you know they're Chinese. Nigger, I'm black and I ain't come from Africa.
2:06.4	She's got you on that one. Fuck is you talking about? I'm from America.
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