Replay: How to Write a TV Show, Ms. Pat Fired for a Gift, A Baby in the Closet

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Originally episode 88 from December 15, 2020, when her TV show was about to launch. Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They might have been your best mates since you were babies.
0:03.0	They might be the only one that knows about that thing you did.
0:06.6	They might be your boo.
0:07.8	Your uncle, your machacho.
0:09.4	But you've just got six deliciously crisp chicken McNuggets.
0:12.8	So you have to ask yourself, are they not nugget worthy?
0:17.6	Served after 11 a.m., subject to availability.
0:20.0	Dad, I'm hungry.
0:21.4	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:23.0	Er, McCain chips. These'll be good.
0:25.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:28.4	Just say Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.
0:32.2	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:36.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for you, Dad.
0:38.8	But Alexa can tell you how to cook them and give you ideas for tea.
0:41.8	Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:44.6	Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:46.6	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:47.8	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:50.2	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
0:51.4	If the pet down's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:54.8	Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
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