REPLAY - Guest: Nicole Byer - Boyfriend Has a Spank Bank of Me and Our Friends?

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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aka: The one that happened minutes after Meghan had a seizure Comedian Nicole Byer is here this week to share advice! We’re answering your questions on what to do if you match with your professor on Tinder, how to communicate with a friend that left the country for a man, how to handle your ex boyfriend who’s “addicted” to weed and owes you money, and what to say to your partner when you’re ready to lose your virginity. In Don’t Blame Them a listener shares how she overcame fuck boy syndrome. Check out our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/dontblamem Follow Us! @nicolebyer www.instagram.com/nicolebyer @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa @dontblamemepod https://www.instagram.com/dontblamemepod/ Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: meghanpodcast@gmail.com … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! WeI’ll do our best to share our wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame us if we screw up your life. I kid! Our advice IS AMAZING. - Want to WATCH this episode as well? Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Join the Facebook Group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/dbmsecretgroup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, as you know, we're taking a little break, but here's one of our favorite episodes,
0:04.5	and we will have a brand new episode next week.
0:16.0	Hello everybody, and welcome back to another episode of Don't Blame Me.
0:18.7	Today are fantastic, hilarious guests. The one that all of my friends are very, very jealous
0:24.3	that you're here and they're not meeting you. It's Nicole Byer.
0:26.7	It's me! What a nice intro. What if I fail and I'm not funny?
0:30.4	No, you're already funny.
0:32.4	I'm just gonna go home and walk into traffic.
0:35.1	No, don't do that.
0:36.5	I will.
0:37.0	No, I'm not funny. If no one teaheees, I'm gonna walk into traffic.
0:39.6	I will teahee.
0:40.7	I have a mic, too.
0:41.5	You'll hear it in your ears of me teaheeing.
0:43.6	Okay.
0:44.1	Teahee he he he.
0:45.5	Isn't that a fun way to giggle?
0:46.9	It is. It's like a little faggot.
0:48.8	Like, oh you think it's sexual?
0:50.5	It's like flirty.
0:51.9	Oh, I always thought it was real dumb and childlike.
0:54.5	Oh, teahee.
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