Instead of a regular baseball bat, what object would you rather see baseball players use as a bat?

Hmm. A sledgehammer would be kind of interesting.

That'd be kind of cool because it'd be like if you most of the time you're just gonna hit the barrel of the of the sledgehammer. Once in a while you may connect the end

you got a sledge to the ball and it would I mean that's got to go a mile right?

I think I think we're just shred it.

I think the only thing that's going to make this work though is you've got a

you got a handicap the picture somehow because you're it's going to be tough to get a sledgehammer around in time for a 90 mile an hour fast.

Yeah, you'd have to lighten things up a little bit.

Yeah.

That would probably be a lot of bunting then.

Yeah. You changed the whole game. But if it did hit the head of the hammer,

I think it would go. I don't think the bat would break. Or the hammer would break. I was saying the ball might tread.

Oh. Hit the guts out of it like Benny the Jet.

Yeah.

I think yeah, that'd be a good one.

I think an axe would also be kind of cool.

I feel like if the sharp end was going towards the ball and it's just like fruit

ninja in real life. So what happens if you split the ball? You split the ball and

I think it's an automatic home run. Okay I like that. Yeah so you can go for the

auto home run.

You have your home run hitters, right?

Guys who are really fucking accurate with that axe.

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