"Repelling from Mezzanine 1"
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Cat and Pat are ACTUALLY joining us live from the studio for an extra special in person episode! Cat and Pat debrief Cat's glamorous night at the Academy Awards, remember the former glory of showing up to school with a cast, and the social dichotomy of living in a Burger King town but having a cousin live in a McDonald's town.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? |
| 0:12.0 | Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wished for a sign from above. |
| 0:18.0 | Well, here's a podcast about boy sex fucking dating and love. |
| 0:22.6 | Seek treatment. |
| 0:24.3 | If you're boring as fun, seek treatment. |
| 0:27.8 | If you're unlucky in love, seek treatment. |
| 0:31.4 | If you just can't take a hit, well, seek treatment. |
| 0:35.6 | With Kat and Pat. |
| 0:38.5 | Hey, is for the way that you look tonight. |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, it's for the only one I see. |
| 0:46.2 | R is for really, really tasty. |
| 0:50.5 | S is for slurping up that special snack |
| 0:54.3 | And E is for E! |
| 0:56.1 | E is for eating it. |
| 0:58.2 | And S again is... |
| 0:59.9 | Are we spelling horses? |
| 1:00.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:01.3 | I was trying. |
| 1:02.3 | S again is for... |
| 1:04.5 | Somalié. |
| 1:06.1 | Sommelier. |
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