Live from Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, yes it is.

Yes, it is.

Coming to you live from the greatest country in the world.

More specifically, the Music City in Nashville.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala,

fired up to bring you another day of top shelf radio in a bottom-feeding political world.

And I do use the term top-shelf in all sincerity because everything in this town is an excuse to get more top-shelf liquor.

These people go hard.

I'm just happy to be alive, but we got a big show lined up for you at 888-88-9-1-0. 888-78-9-10. You know the rules. They don't change. The same thing every day. Be a Republican. Be a Democrat. Just don't be a... That is it. As we get ready to fire up a big radio road trip today,

I, of course, will be appearing tonight on the Gutfeld show on Fox News at 11 o'clock Eastern Standard Time.

And I have to shout out everybody before we get going.

Obviously, Gutfeld, I own big for having me on. It's a really cool showcase for the crowd and for me and from, you know, my stand-up stuff.

But the people in Nashville, man, the passion of the Fox is I was explaining last night

to Emily Campano and a host of country music stars who came out to do a big benefit for the heroes

who lost their lives over in Afghanistan. We were at the

Wild Horse Saloon last night, and people love Fox News. Like, you just don't understand it. Like,

we were like the Beatles getting off the plane, you know, back in the British invasion and, you

know, people screaming and yelling and signing stuff. And it was really

epic, man. It was really cool thing to be a part of, the enthusiasm down here off the charts.

And, you know, to be here tonight doing radio and hanging out, it's going to be a great hang.

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