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Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela, America's life coach,

fired up for a special Cinco de Mayo edition of the show.

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That's the phone number if you want to be a part of it.

Pennsylvania Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick is in the house in this hour.

He, of course, a member of the Problem Solvers Caucus, which is a bipartisan caucus in Congress

that tries to get things done in Washington.

Instead of pointing fingers at one another and screaming like children, he's one of the adults in the room.

So he found a good radio home here where we, of course, are having probably the most open, transparent and politically tolerant family meeting anywhere on the radio.

I mean, that's what Fox across America is.

We are a family meeting where we discuss all the issues facing this country.

You know, the only difference between this family and yours is your family probably has a dad who knows what he's doing.

Ours is a little bit of a hot mess, but I'm trying over here, damn it. 888, 788, 9-910. That's the number if you want to be a part of the show.

We're also going to get into the Joe Biden accusations. There's a thing I keep hearing about how, you know, everybody keeps trotting out this line that Joe Biden couldn't

have sexually assaulted a woman because Barack Obama vetted him and did a background check on the guy

in 2008 when he was vice president. Yeah, well, I mean, to be fair, Barack Obama led his daughter

intern for Harvey Weinstein. So let's not act like Barack Obama

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