Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies, this is a Douglass movie, Shorty, Mini,

Boner, coming to you from... what kind of car is this, Graham?

Doug, we are in a delightful Ford Fusion, the new Ford Fusion, this car is amazing.

It's got EcoBoost and it's got Integrated, I just drove down from Nashville today.

What does EcoBoost mean?

It's a boost of Eco.

I guess it's Ford's new fuel-efficient engine, they have hybrids and these EcoBoosts,

so it gets pretty good gas mileage and it's a pretty powerful car, but it's got...

I was in the car for four hours and I had it Bluetooth up my phone, it's awesome, I

was listening to the Pearl Jam station on satellite radio, what do you mean it Bluetoothed

your phone?

Oh dude, I can talk, I can just press a button and I can talk through the sound system.

Oh okay, awesome, this is plain landing on the highway, plain landing on the highway,

Olympus has fallen, White House is down, not since volcano and deep impact and Dante's

peak and Armageddon have themes clashed so violently and so lamely.

It's Friday, March 22nd, 2013, we're in Atlanta, Georgia and my guest-slash driver of the

vehicle is of course Graham L. Wood and you just had a fun show in Nashville?

Yeah, it was at Zany's in Nashville and we had a nice little contingent of the Palm

Strike Army came out, it was a good time, a Palm Strike Conclave, they're celebrating

the new Pope and Palm Strikes, so we released white smoke when my first Palm Strike came

down and it was good and a buddy of mine from the band Bone Ponies, Nick Nguyen was there,

okay, stop making things up.

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