Renee's Berry Farm, Ken's Maledictorian, Happy Thanksgiving!
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Daniel was salutatorian in high school but didn't give a speech. Also the valedictorian didn't give a speech or even attend the graduation because his high school was, as we find out, cruel. Ken Reid wanted his high school to have a maledictorian. Renee Colvert went to Knott's Merry Farm and saw a show which raises some questions about the rapture. I don't like haunted houses. Tony might be the headliner tonight, but I doubt it. Also, a laser went up Ken's pee hole!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone, it's me Allison the show is about to start but just real fast a quick reminder |
| 0:05.6 | I want to tell you guys |
| 0:07.7 | If you are doing some shopping perhaps some black Friday shopping holiday shopping et cetera |
| 0:13.2 | Like Christmas type shopping Christmas types any sort of shopping at all I have put together some lists on Amazon |
| 0:23.0 | List with things on them Daniel just pipe down for one second beauty stuff makeup stuff |
| 0:29.7 | Home stuff kids stuff podcast equipment books. I recommend all of this stuff and |
| 0:36.8 | Oh, yeah Daniel's corner where I put stuff that I know that he likes but |
| 0:41.9 | Daniel has recently gotten way more involved and he put together a special Christmas spectacular gift guide for you |
| 0:52.9 | You guys will not even believe it. I mean I'm not gonna tell you what's on there |
| 0:57.7 | But it's literally up some things lots of things and the whole big caption explaining |
| 1:04.7 | You know someone who's exactly like me. They are gonna love it and |
| 1:10.0 | Here's where you go to see all of this Amazon calm slash shop slash Allison Rosen Amazon calm slash shop slash Allison Rosen and we'll be adding to it |
| 1:20.5 | It's none stop you guys |
| 1:22.5 | Yeah, okay, here's the show. Bye. And now live from pod cabin in Burbank, California |
| 1:33.0 | It's the Allison Rosen is you new best friend show tonight. I also welcome to guess |
| 1:37.3 | He's a comedian and the guy you lost that auction too for that thing you wanted on eBay. It's Ken Reed |
| 1:42.8 | And she's a comedian and the producer of Seth Rogan's podcast, which is a very cool gig even though she gets paid an earthenware and ceramics |
| 1:49.7 | It's Renee Colbert home zone is here and thankful for extra large doggy Santa hats |
| 1:55.0 | I'm husband Daniel |
| 2:20.2 | And |
| 2:23.8 | Hello my little chocolate checks welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is you best friend that particular carbohydrates was sent in on patreon |
| 2:32.2 | patreon by Alicia Dumaire possibly Alicia Dumeer |
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