Ren Faire vs Aliens - Trailer
Table Read
Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 1 minutes
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Summary
When high school slacker Zoe Winter signs up to play the princess in her local Renaissance Faire, the last thing she expects is an alien invasion. Soon, however, Zoe finds herself and the Faire trapped inside a massive forcefield, along with her best friend, her crush, a jester who can't break character, and an endless supply of rancid turkey legs. And after the Faire's king is vaporized by an alien laser beam, Zoe is crowned queen. Can she conquer her fear of responsibility and lead a gang of Ren Faire weirdos to save the earth, armed only with medieval weaponry?
Written by Harry Aspinwall
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| 0:00.0 | Good news |
| 0:06.2 | so we save the world. |
| 0:09.2 | so we save and got. Out of space, |
| 0:16.0 | Hada, out of space, out of, out of, out of space and out of, |
| 0:20.0 | out of, space. |
| 0:22.0 | When high school slacker, Zoe Winter signs up to play the princess in our local |
| 0:26.8 | Renaissance fair, the last thing she expects is an alien invasion. But when extraterrestrials vaporize the Renfares king, |
| 0:35.6 | Zoe is crowned queen. |
| 0:38.6 | Now, isolated inside a massive force field and armed only with medieval weaponry and rancid turkey |
| 0:44.2 | lakes. Queen Zoe and a Renfair weirdos are humanity's last home. |
| 0:50.1 | It was the first day and we hadn't even opened and these things started appearing. |
| 0:57.0 | When they popped up, zooming around in their drones and shooting at us, I knew I had to do something. |
| 1:07.0 | We were never worried. |
| 1:10.0 | We had it under control. |
| 1:12.0 | Control. Come a shooting star. We had it under control. Control, control. |
| 1:13.0 | Control. |
| 1:14.0 | Control. |
| 1:15.0 | Fantastic beyond |
| 1:17.0 | beyond imagining |
| 1:18.0 | such creatures beggar belief! You're not going to. |
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