Ren Faire vs. Aliens - Act 3
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Manifest Media / TABLE READ
4.0 • 440 Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2023
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
ACT 3: After an alien ship lands on earth and erects a gigantic forcefield, trapping a local renaissance faire inside, high school senior Zoe must face her fear of responsibility and save the world, armed only with medieval weaponry.
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REN FAIRE VS. ALIENS:
When high school slacker Zoe Winter signs up to play the princess in her local Renaissance Faire, the last thing she expects is an alien invasion. Soon, however, Zoe finds herself and the Faire trapped inside a massive forcefield, along with her best friend, her crush, a jester who can't break character, and an endless supply of rancid turkey legs. And after the Faire's king is vaporized by an alien laser beam, Zoe is crowned queen. Can she conquer her fear of responsibility and lead a gang of Ren Faire weirdos to save the earth, armed only with medieval weaponry?
Written by Harry Aspinwall
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| 0:29.2 | podcast. Renfaire versus Aliens Part 3. |
| 0:37.0 | When 18-year-old Zoe Winters signed up to participate in the Hillsborough Renaissance Fair. |
| 0:43.8 | The last thing she expected was an alien invasion. |
| 0:47.9 | But following the gruesome death of the Renfares King, |
| 0:50.8 | Zoe has been crowned Queen. |
| 0:53.0 | Now, sealed inside a massive force field with the aliens. |
| 0:58.0 | She and a handful of Renfair weirdos are humanity's last home. |
| 1:02.0 | Before the invasion, Those are humanity's last home. |
| 1:03.0 | Before the invasion, Zoe and Ben had made a bet that if Quinn, the fair's |
| 1:08.1 | gesture, cracked under pressure and swore, she would finally have to make a move on her crush, Doug. If, however, he lasts the whole day, |
| 1:18.0 | Ben has to admit to the girl who's infatuated with him that he's gay. At this point the bet is the last thing on |
| 1:25.9 | Zoe's mind but Ben is determined to make Quinn break character. When we left |
| 1:32.3 | our heroes Zoe and Special Lots Commend character. when it uses its weapons. Zoe came up with a plan to get her friends out of the force field by loing the ship to attack. |
| 1:47.0 | Instead, they were all ambushed by alien pods and driven back into hiding. |
| 1:53.6 | They're running out of time. |
| 1:55.5 | Is it too late to save the world? |
| 2:00.1 | Exterior, Field outside Hillsborough, day. |
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