Remotely Educational - Mathematics with Mr. Kosta
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2021
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:03.7 | Hi, kids. |
| 0:08.8 | I'm Mr. Costa. |
| 0:10.4 | And today we're learning about mathematics. |
| 0:12.6 | It's not trigonometry or calculus. |
| 0:15.2 | Isaac Newton just made all that up to get laid in high school. |
| 0:18.4 | No, today's lesson is about using math for something that everyone goes through sooner |
| 0:22.4 | or later. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.4 | Divorce. |
| 0:25.4 | Let's say we have a husband and a wife. |
| 0:27.8 | They've been together for three years. |
| 0:29.5 | The first two went by real quick, but then you know how things go the last one. |
| 0:33.0 | It won't felt like an eternity. |
| 0:34.9 | Then one day he met someone who understood him better and made him feel alive again. |
| 0:39.3 | And we're not going to get into it, but basically his wife saw the DMs. |
| 0:43.8 | So now the couple has to divide everything by two, thanks to a woman judge. |
| 0:48.0 | I mean, gender's not important, but come on. |
| 0:51.5 | So problem one. |
| 0:52.5 | If they have a house worth $400,000 and if you divide that by two, they each get... |
| 0:57.5 | That's right. |
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