This episode is brought to you by Shopify.

Looking to start a side hustle or become your own boss, do it with Shopify.

Whether you're selling succulents or stilettos,

Shopify has the industry leading tools to help you create, control and grow your own business.

So get serious about selling and get Shopify today.

Sign up for a £1 per month trial period at Shopify.com.com slash special offer or lowercase.

That's Shopify.com.com slash special offer.

Right. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, let's do this. Greg's Leftovers.

Mmm.

It's Leftovers where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

All right.

Scientists are now suggesting that Columbus did not take syphilis to the Americas, but actually brought it back to Europe.

Which explains why he changed his ship's names to the Nina, the Pinta, and the It Burns

When I Pea.

I can not use that.

Off to a great start.

A new study found that taxi drivers are less prone to Alzheimer's after removing one outlier who kept repeating the same jokes.

San Francisco has hired a fat positive expert to work on weight discrimination. And if she

loses a single pound, she's fired. Not a problem. A Republican lawmaker who was mocked for mistaking a Star Wars prop for a drone said he was

totally just kidding.

He added that he does have a girlfriend, she just goes to another school.

A Columbus funeral home will be the first in Ohio to operate with a liquor license.

...