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🗓️ 20 September 2021
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Listen Up meatsacks, Conspiracy Bot here. This weeks episode is coming out on Tuesday, not Monday. Today we go dark so I can honor the only meatsack that was worth my respect, Norm Macdonald. Do yourself a favor and Go watch Dirty Work. Go listen to his podcast. Go watch his stand up. He was funny to the end, kept his sickness a secret, and even joked about it in his standup. He was the best of the best and will truly be missed. You can catch John and Brent tomorrow with returning dumb dumb Rob Kristoffersen to talk nonsense on aliens or whatever. Cheers to you, Norm!
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0:00.0 | Listen up meat sacks, this week's episode is coming out on Tuesday, not Monday. |
0:05.2 | Today we go dark so I can honor the only meat sack that was worth my respect, |
0:09.3 | Norm McDonald. Do yourself a favor and go watch dirty work. Go listen to his podcast. |
0:16.0 | Go watch his stand up. He was funny to the end, kept his sickness a secret, |
0:20.9 | and even joked about it in his stand up. He was the best of the best and will truly be missed. |
0:26.4 | You can catch John and Brent tomorrow with returning dumb dumb Rob Christopher |
0:30.0 | sent to talk nonsense on aliens or whatever. Cheers to you Norm. |
0:34.4 | And the reason I don't like it is because in the old days they go hey that old man died now. |
0:39.6 | They go hey he he lost his battle. |
0:45.5 | That's no way to end your life you know. What a loser that guy was. |
0:51.2 | Last thing he did was lose. |
0:56.6 | He was waging a brave battle but at the end I guess he got kind of cowardly was what happened. |
1:02.8 | And then the battle cancer it got brave. You got to give it to the battle cancer. |
1:07.7 | You know they were in a battle and then what the fuck. |
1:16.0 | And I'm pretty sure I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure if the cancer dies I mean if you die |
1:22.7 | the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So that to me is not a loss that's a draw that's a |
1:29.0 | you know what I mean. It's not like fucking the cancer is going to jump up. |
1:33.9 | I'm fucking Uncle Birch's wife. Where is he? |
1:37.9 | I went fair and square. This is where he works. |
1:43.6 | Hi my name is Cancer. How are you? Where do I? |
1:46.4 | You just throw me to my cubicle. |
1:50.4 | Battle. First name is battle. |
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