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Thank you. The The Welcome to Color Me Dead. This is a true crime podcast, and we talk about murder and fuckery

most foul in detail while using the darkest of humor.

If you don't like words like fuck and cunt, then you probably shouldn't listen.

But if you do, then join us while we fuck your feelings.

So this is going to be a Color Me Dead extra episode brought to you as an update on 33.

Now, for those of you who have listened religiously, this is going to be especially dear to you because you know the story of

Jody Myers, who was sadly dubbed the corpse Bride. If you're unfamiliar with the story, feel free to go

back and listen. As a quick recap for new listeners, Jody Myers was, excuse me, Jody Myers was murdered November 23rd,

1994 by her estranged boyfriend slash fiance, who put her body in the back of her car and drove

around for two days, making obscene phone calls to her family stating that he was going to take her to

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