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I enjoy this headline.

Headline reads, some Taylor Swift fans are hating on the life of a showgirl.

But why? I don't know, because people have opinions on things and some people aren't complete fucking shills that just love everything an artist puts out. Maybe that's it. You know, we talked about this a little bit yesterday. Like, back in my day, you'd have an artist that was really successful. And then they'd put in an album that people didn't like and people just wouldn't buy that album.

You know, like it's the 30th anniversary of melancholy, the melancholy and the infinite sadness, the Pumpkins album.

And that was a gigantic album that sold a gabilion copies.

Then the follow-up, and I don't even remember the name of the follow-up album, and it didn't sell nearly as many. And then they sold less after that, and then Smashing Pumpkins became a nostalgia act and wasn't a current act anymore. You know, look at Hootie and the Blowfish. Hootie and the Blowfish had cracked rearview. You know how many albums cracked rearview sold?

I want to say it was like 20-something million copies.

Like it was some gigantic number worldwide.

How many, let's see here, charts.

Let's see how many copies cracked rearview sold.

22 million in the United States.

22 million copies of cracked rearview.

It is the number seven album in the 1990s.

The 1990s top 100 albums, it was number fucking seven.

One of the biggest albums of all time, right?

You know what happened?

The next album for Hootie and the Blowfish?

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