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How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

Remember Warheads? (with Chris Gethard)

How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

All Things Comedy

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9680 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, comedian, podcaster and all-around great guy Chris Gethard stops by to reminisce with Jonah and Vanessa about lunch room food fights, food dares and physically challenging candy like Warheads. Meanwhile, Vanessa wonders what the hell was up with her elementary and middle school administrators being so obsessed with the noise levels in the lunch room. They also discuss the time Jonah and Vanessa were in the same high school French class, Chris's harrowing visits to Action Park and the pure joy of getting to shop at school when the Scholastic Book Fair would come to town.

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah.

0:06.0

We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today.

0:11.0

Who are extremely endearing if I do say so myself.

0:14.0

Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. So, Jonah, I was thinking about the year, and I think it's when I was in 10th grade and you were a senior, that we were in the same high school French class.

0:38.2

Yeah, that was cool to be in classes with my two years younger than me, sister.

0:43.0

And you were also much better French than me.

0:45.1

But yeah, we were in the same class.

0:46.6

To be honest, it was because I studied so much.

0:49.6

I was kind of more studious than you were.

0:51.7

So I think that's why we were in the same French class.

0:54.9

But I always thought I looked like really cool having like my brother in the same French

0:59.2

class as me. And it was a real bonding experience for us, I think, because I used to, I used

1:04.3

to tutor you after school in French. Yeah, you used to tutor me even though you're younger. And I

1:09.8

remember like just sitting in my room with my guitar and I had like a half stack amp.

1:14.5

And I remember just literally just playing guitar and you're trying to like teach me different verb tenses and me being like, uh-huh.

1:21.0

Yeah, I remember you, you were always trying to play guitar while I'd be like, okay, you could like, you know, maybe like put the guitar down

1:28.3

for a second, like, while I'm trying to help you with this. The other thing that I feel like we

1:33.8

used to talk about all the time is like our French teacher, specifically our French teacher,

1:38.9

Mrs. Mouser, was so into food. So like every, like at least once a month, there was some kind of extra credit

1:46.2

thing you could do where you could bring in food, some kind of French food. And she would talk about

1:51.3

this restaurant, Paul Bocuz, that she went to once and a French trip with students. I feel like

1:57.9

after I graduated, I was like very good at, I could have ordered a meal in

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