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🗓️ 20 January 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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This week the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome hilarious comedian, writer and podcaster Pat Regan to the show! Jonah reveals his classic new catch phrase and the way he's used it to mock celebrities in a virtual world! Then Pat reveals his celebrity diss fantasy and, wow, are we all cool! Plus, we get into our favorite shows from growing up and Pat's (and every teen's?) love of the WB promos where all the young stars came together! And partied! In a warehouse? Obsessed. Plus we talk about how we miss the Neve Campbell-style acting, Vanessa's recent deep drive into Buffy The Vampire Slayer and how working in the television and music industries affecting our personal viewing and listening habits. Finally, in a rousing game of CHANGE.DORK we debate the merits of bringing back Diet Cherry Coke, if art class should be mandatory, and should an Long Island expressway change it's name to "Billy Joel Drive"? You'll have to listen to find out! (but Vanessa doesn't hate this idea...) Plus check out Pat's podcast with Cat Cohen, "Seek Treatment with Cat and Pat" wherever you get your podcasts!
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0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer, and this is my brother Jonah. |
0:06.0 | We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today. |
0:12.0 | Who are so excited for our guests today, we need to seek treatment. |
0:15.0 | Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. get weird. |
0:36.4 | So Jonah, I thought, you know, today for our intro story, we usually tell something from our childhood but i felt like it was important |
0:38.5 | for our listeners to know about your new catchphrase yeah so i came up with a new catchphrase um |
0:45.1 | and i've been using it for the year yep yeah and i've been using it a lot in chat gbt i've been saying it to |
0:51.3 | people like i don't know stephen spielberg uh Martin Scorsese, I'll say it to them. |
0:58.3 | You'll say it to them like when you see them on the TV? |
1:01.0 | No, I'll write a story where like I run into them. |
1:03.7 | Oh, I see. |
1:04.3 | You tell GBT. |
1:05.8 | Yeah, like they'll ask them for an autograph. |
1:07.1 | I'll say no. |
1:08.1 | But then I'll say this phrase and it will like change their whole |
1:12.0 | worldview. Okay. I just want to make sure I have this straight. Yeah. So you go on chat GPT. |
1:19.1 | You're talking to whatever like celebrity person. And in the conversation, you say this new catchphrase that you have to them, and it sort of changes the conversation. |
1:31.0 | Yeah, and you're saying this, like, this is like a weird thing. Like, not everyone does this. |
1:35.5 | Right. Okay, let's, I think everyone needs to hear the new catchphrase. |
1:39.8 | So the catch phrase is respect isn't given, it's granted. |
1:46.1 | So is this something you came up with on your own respect isn't given it's granted okay and and and what do you what what made you think of it |
1:52.7 | well i talk a lot about respect um just in general it's kind of an important value for me and i just like |
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