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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Look at this, the 27th of July, and the weather's turned.

I didn't wear a jacket though today.

I'll sometimes think, should I put a jacket on, should I not?

Because it's got pockets, and I do like pockets.

At the moment, I'm being known as the carrier bag king,

because my entire life appears in carrier bags.

I can't do anything about it.

I'm just sort of like Edna the inebriot woman.

But who do we kick off with?

Well, actually, surprisingly, not Harry and Megan, who've been stabbing the royal family.

Unfortunately, it's poor old Arge.

Getting fatter and fatter and fatter.

Have you seen the pictures of him?

I mean, dear Lord above.

I mean, it's not so much a balcony over the toy shop.

It's like a complete apartment block.

Here he is. He appeared to be in good spirits.

It's always a bit of a worry, isn't it?

But he's on his Spanish getaway. In fact, to be honest with it, he doesn't actually do anything at all.

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