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🗓️ 21 November 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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On this very special holiday edition of HOW DID WE GET WEIRD?, Vanessa and Jonah recount some of their favorite Thanksgiving memories from controversial food choices to taking the Bolt Bus to Philly and the complex family dynamics at play each November. We also discuss the most overrated and underrated sides, give an update on new parade floats and wonder why Wonderbread is still relevant. We also explore the history of the pumpkin spice latte and riff on millennial slang. As if that weren't enough, we close things out by introducing a special segment called CEO TAKEDOWN: THE TURKEYS COME HOME TO ROOST, where we examine the actions of CEOs from Butterball, Nestle and General Mills to decide which one of them needs to be taken down a notch. While they're on their ski lifts reviewing their record profits, we'll the ones getting the last laugh.
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0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah. |
0:06.1 | We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today. |
0:10.7 | Who are very excited for this Turkey Day episode, if I do say so myself. |
0:15.6 | Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. weird. |
0:34.1 | So Vanessa, it is a special Thanksgiving episode of the podcast. How are you feeling about it? |
0:36.4 | You getting ready for the holidays. What's going on? |
0:38.3 | You know, I love Thanksgiving and I like to call it Turkey Day. Right. Notice that. But I'm feeling good, you know, I love Thanksgiving |
0:45.3 | because I usually get to see you over Thanksgiving. And even though I didn't eat meat from when I was like |
0:51.6 | 12 or 13 to when I was about 30 years old. I've always loved |
0:56.2 | spending time with the family and eating a lot of sides. Yeah, sides are always great. Yeah, |
1:02.1 | we would eat like mushroom stuff and we were vegetarian, right? And I would never really |
1:05.8 | big into the Tofurke. I've never found that to be exactly the best tasting substitute. |
1:12.7 | You're right. Mushroom stuff, |
1:19.6 | like a mushroom casserole thing and like a butternut squash that had like stuffed with like, you know, |
1:25.9 | Thanksgivingy rice and cranberries and stuff like that. Yeah, we used to celebrate in Cleveland when we're growing up, obviously. Then we started going to our grandma's house in Philadelphia kind of at some point, maybe when we're |
1:31.9 | like in college. Yes. Or maybe. And then our grandma passed away and then now we're just sort of |
1:38.6 | taking it year by year. We're taking it year by year. Yeah. But always, you know, and obviously the |
1:43.5 | pandemic messed with things a little bit because it was like a little hard to travel. |
1:47.1 | I think we had one or two years. |
1:49.3 | Yeah, but we're going back to Cleveland this year. |
1:52.0 | That is pretty exciting. |
1:53.3 | And it's just always a fun time to get to see you. |
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